Sunday Fun: The Economy is So Bad… How Bad is It?

August 28, 2011 9:52 am

  • The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
  • CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen
  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore
  • A picture is now only worth 200 words
  • They renamed Wall Street ” Wal-Mart Street”
  • And, finally (drumroll), I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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